Things You Should Never Put on Social Networking Sites:

-Details of your romantic relationship: These details can be anything from pet names you have for each other, to preferences you each have, to why you are mad at each other this week. The world doesn't need to know.

-Any personal information: This includes, but isn't limited to credit card and social security numbers (why you would feel the need to post these online is beyond me...) passwords, your home address, and be careful about your email address, and phone numbers. We all know people we don't want to have those.

-Anyone else's personal information: It might seem like a good idea for revenge, but this could balloon way out of proportion very quickly. (Especially if this person is an ex boyfriend, and you just posted his cell phone number in your status signed "He dumped me. This really sucks." Yep, once that disk gets burned, ya can't take it back.)

-Detailed plans of your planned actions for an evening: Two words - Creepy Stalkers. It's just not safe. Don't do it.

-Those duck face pictures: Yah ok, this is for the ladies, and in some cases, I'm using that term lightly. Don't keep posting the "MySpace shots," with the arm out, and a pouty face.

Clothing- Appears to be optional, or partially present/worn.

Make-up- as much as you can cake on (Even in the ones labeled "no make-up.")

Captions- incredibly obvious, and repetitive.

Location- Bathroom, shower stall, or in front of most any mirror.

Hand Position- Peace sign, or something else that you think is "gangsta" or cute.

These pictures get old very quick, and they look like a desperate plea for attention. You don't need to do it, and you certainly don't need to be showing that much skin to everyone you know. Keep it classy, and limit your number of pictures, the amount of skin you're showing for kicks, and what kind of photos they are. Go to dinner with some friends, and post pictures from that. It's a good excuse to get dressed up, and you have some ready-made photographers.

-All the shirtless-ness: Boys! We don't want to see you shirtless, "flexing," and in your bathroom mirror. You look like an arrogant twit. It doesn't matter if you have a model's body, or not. Just keep it to yourself, or if you must post a picture without a shirt, go to the pool, lake, or ocean, and give it some legitimacy. Kay? Thanks.