More Types of People Online!

-The Vomit: This is the one who over shares everything. Just from reading your news-feed you know what they had for breakfast, their hours of work, who they're mad at, and what their plans for the night are. You also know things about them that you sincerely wish you did not.

-The Chronic Updater- These people normally are combinations to be vomiting-chronic updaters. These are the ones that update their status every 10 minutes.

-On the Edge... of a Personal Crisis: Everything with these people is a borderline catastrophe, and they will broadcast how this is making them feel to anyone and everyone they possibly can. Sympathy fishing is usually a necessary fixture here. 

-The Encourager: These are the people who will leave you smiling. They write nice things, to you or other people, and it lifts your heart to know the world is not completely hopeless. 

-The Attention Seeker: Everything that this person does is motivated solely by how much attention they will be able to get for it. It can take the form of certain pictures taken and shared, comments made, status updates, and more. There are no limits for these people.

-The Urban Dictionary: The person who's status is filled with crude slang terms. One must utilize the actual Urban Dictionary to understand the post. You will learn things you wish you hadn't

-The Inspiring/ Religious-Guilt Trip/ Political-Controversy Picture Poster: Need I describe this person anymore?


-The OMG I'm ROTFL: This is that person who won't use a real word when those awesome creepy internet slang terms will do instead. No they aren't really rolling on the floor laughing. They probably aren't even LOL'ing. At best, a snicker. Most likely, they rolled their eyes.

-The Cruise Director: That one person who is always organizing things and events, and inviting everyone they know to them. About 25% of these events will actually happen. The effectiveness of this cruise director varies by the type of event, and who they are inviting. It also depends if people actually like them or not.

-The Smiley: Must put :) after everything. In the ideals of mixing it up every now and then, ;) Does not discriminate in situations when a :) is not really appropriate...